cougarbate

When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.

" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"

by FrannC June 11, 2014

Coldaralon

Coldaralon is the common term used to decribe a bad retribution paladin in world of warcraft.

Oh you are such an coldaralon

by Brucewayne420 January 3, 2022

digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.

I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.

by [e-mail] September 25, 2008

Zoo Cougar

A woman in her late-thirties/early forties who finds herself single after several years of marriage (ususally not of her own choosing) who has no idea that men find her attractive, esp. younger men or 'cougar bait.' Her years in 'captivity' have stripped her of her ability to flirt and land men, even when they 'lay at her feet, like a deer baring it's neck'

"OMG, I can't get that chick's attention"

"She's a Zoo Cougar"

"Oh"

by notacougar70 April 22, 2010

nana cougar

The older woman friend who hangs out with actual cougars, often to make them look younger by comparison.

Wes was cougar hunting but kept getting blocked by the nana cougar.

by Attenborough April 22, 2010

Swanky cougar

A cougar or a majestic feline that is swanky. They could be ugly AF but they might be very swank. ✌🏻

Brooke: He’s sure swanky!!
Courtney: Yeah and as graceful as a cat....
Brooke: We should call him a swanky cougar

Courtney: For short.... swanky coug.

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan November 16, 2019

Cougarrand

/kroo-guh-rand/

A gift or money, of relatively high value, given to a younger man from an older woman in exchange for ‘social services'.

Juan had some serious cougarrand on his wrist yesterday, apparently he received a Rolex from his cougar lady friend.

by tmdh2o March 10, 2009