correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

come correct

to have manners

i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.

by weeping-clown June 19, 2009

correspoond

To converse with your partner while spooning.

Last night while we were cuddling, I just wanted to fall asleep, but she kept trying to correspoond with me.

by Lar5384 December 3, 2007

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015

Politically Correct Card

The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.

Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.

by Libertatis June 9, 2016

Poshitically Correct

A British term meaning any object or mannerism that is viewed as acceptable by aristocracy and upper classes.

Daughter: Which should order should the tea be poured, the tea then the milk, or the milk then the tea?

Mother: My dear, adding the milk before the tea would indeed be the more poshitically correct way of doing it.

by jahm3z March 24, 2009

Auto Correct

The feature in phones and tablets that automatically fixes an incorrect word

Auto correct, the natural enemy of fast typers

by That other guy December 15, 2014