Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

chrisheil

Something or someone. An very sweet and intelligent woman. A quiet woman and caring. A very sweet woman......

Two people whom had intercourse.

Chrisheil is a word you use by it's self.

by Wannabemamma January 16, 2018

cornish fuckbots

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

Crishunna

Amazing super smart has sass and swag

Crishunna so smart

by Crishunna June 11, 2018

Corissa

The most loving, beautiful, caring person in the whole world who gives the best hugs and puts everyone before herself.

How are you today Corissa.

by Grefreino July 18, 2018

Corichi

A sad old man who went to college and does mom jokes. Thinks he is good at video games, but he is absolute asscheeks.

Look its Corichi, pretend you don't notice him.

by Corichi February 13, 2019