Cooter Cranny

The visible gap between a womans thighs where her cooter is. Most commonly seen in sexy poses while wearing underwear or a swim suit. It's a major turn on.

Man, Rachael sure does have a nice cooter cranny...
When I go to the beech, all I wanna do is scope the cooter cranny.

by Koskasko December 16, 2008

Cooter Pie

The best disguised name for a vagina, mainly used at drive-thru windows.

Customer: Do you guys still have the cooter pie?

McDonald's Worker: (yelling) DO WE STILL HAVE THE COOTER PIE?

by n-hole December 22, 2008

cooter cleavage

Camel toe. When a woman has her pants so tight you can literaly read her pussy lips. Only in the front and only for women. see grape smuggler to see the male definition

Your wife has so much cooter cleavage that it starts at her knee caps and goes strait to her nipples.

by yer mom March 28, 2003

Cooter chop

A firm and swift chop to the vag requiring more force and accuracy than a ball tap to reach a similar pain level.

jack: yo amy's passed the fuck out on ur bed man u should go hit
deej: yea im not tryin to hit.. she smells like dicks
jack: good luck movin her yo
deej: cooter CHOP!!

by HugeSpluge March 17, 2008

cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

by k-dizzski October 12, 2006

curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011