conder

New Orleans project version of conner

I chased that bitch around da conder(cawnder) after he shot at my boy.

by Fes October 9, 2003

Ferrini Conderossa X - 10 Zillion

The bestest car in the world! The same car used by.... Angelica the Spy!!

(James Bond Theme plays)

The same thing I just wrote above

by Dorko October 9, 2004

CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

condeja

a combination of the words coño and pendeja. You could use it instead of saying "coño pendeja". Or it could be a nickname.

condeja que tu hace?

by MARiiA June 15, 2007

condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Condabating

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!

Dude, last night i was condabating.

by KidAwkward October 31, 2011