Conspiracy

Legally: Two or more people disscussing how they will commit a crime

Police target: would you just kill me please? Undercover cop reply you are under arrest for soliciting another person to enter into a conspiracy to commit murder FINALLY got you scum! Target: "Come on it is just an expression! Are you really that lame? Cop: tell it to the jury dirtbag Your going DOWN!" But we'll drop the conspiracy charge if you testify against your mother and sons ...don't worry we'll tell yas what to say"

by Dougie Quick February 20, 2015

conspiricist

Nutter

John could be a conspiricist he don't believe in the moon landings but what if he's right

by Rainbow warrior 2 May 8, 2016

Conspiracy

Conspiracy - a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful against others.

The ruling elite has created the conspiracy in order to keep the population poor and ignorant.

by AlfaVitaY2K May 30, 2016

Conspiracyest

A person that loves, secretly worships conspiracy theory's.

"Jay, have you heard of the conspiracy of Eminem and Ariana grande?"
"lol, nah son."
"Damn, you non conspiracyest!"

by Ribbitxh January 5, 2017

Consirisy

What you swear is happening when you send a text using Siri and he/she types completely the opposite of what you said, , something completely inappropriate or something completely obscene. This usually happens when you are sending a text to your boss or someone you are in a relationship with that no matter what you do you just can't seem to take it back or fix it . A plot devised by Apple to ruin every important relationship in your life.

When you try to wish someone like your boss good luck and Siri changes it to lick. Must be a Consirisy

by akasusanjane March 10, 2017

Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.

During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.

The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.

by Ontological June 27, 2018