Cockery

Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.

"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

by vincup October 17, 2014

intimacy concert

a concert were everyone in the audience engage in coital activities, regardless of sex age and race.

meph: "damn that intimacy concert went really well. i think i scored at least 5 times"

cold: "hah amateur, what concert did you go to? i went to whatever's intimacy concert at the ANBU-dome stadium, home of the 'whatever stikers' fotball team. i lost count on how many times i scored."

by broccolee July 18, 2008

cockerhoople

To leave somthing in a complete mess.
such as a teenagers untidy bedroom.
or a messy divorce.( complete cockerhoople)

"your bedroom is so untidy its a complete cockerhoople"

by Michael J Perry November 7, 2007

concern troll

A person who lurks, then posts, on a site or blog, expressing concern for policies, comments, attitudes of others on the site. It is viewed as insincere, manipulative, condescending.

A concern troll commented, "You should be careful about what you write because you might get in trouble with the government." Another concern troll wrote, "This debate makes our side look disorganized."

by vineyard May 21, 2007

Concern

An adults self righteous excuse to tattle tale.

Concerned Parent- "Mrs. Smith, I was just so concerned about the pot that I saw him smoking. So I just thought I would do the Right thing!"

Mrs. Smith- "Thank you so much, I will ground my son as soon as he gets home!"

by The Grounded Pothead March 22, 2009

concern troll

In a situation where there exists mutually exclusive positions A and B, a concern troll is someone who supports A but professes to support B around genuine supporters of B. However, they express their "concerns" about aspects of position B in order to sow doubt and uncertainty amongst genuine supporters of B.

Whilst this does genuinely happen, the term is used by some paranoid people to effectively mean "anyone who does not agree entirely with the standard dogma of position B, thus must actually covertly support position A", when said person does actually support B, just only 99%.

Thus: disagreeing *at all* with the standard dogma of B will get you branded by such people as The Enemy, and you will get generally treated with hostility and suspicion and, at worst, forcibly ejected from the B-supporter group. Result: everyone stops thinking about the issues, and discussion descends into not arriving at logical and interesting places but who can most furiously support B.

1: "All Democrats should be hanged, drawn and quartered! Grrgrrrgrrrgr!"
2: "Uh.. that's a bit excessive. I mean, I don't agree with the Democrats, but maybe we shouldn't actually, like, KILL them.."
1: "CONCERN TROLL! CLEARLY YOU ARE 100% DEMOCRAT! BEGONE, SINNER!"
(everyone flings rotten fruit at 2 until he leaves)

by bald_rick December 26, 2011

Concerta

A stronger version of Adderall (forget what that jerk below me said) Concerta is a drug that gets you focused. But before that, it JACKS YOU UP HARD. You get twitchy, nervous, anxious, paranoid, and have panic attacks. It drives you crazy, gives you mood-swings and just fucks you up in general. After that stage passes though, you are a laser guided focus machine. I personally take a pretty big 72mg dose, and let me tell you, as soon as the shakes end, I can write a 15 page research paper on a subject I have never studied. Say what you will, but this shit works.

I took some concerta, and I got my paper written in record time. Right after I made a tinfoil hat to keep out the governments mind control rays.

by Demoslocke December 7, 2010