Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

your hot.

Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.

by vllyhottie94 May 15, 2009

box chomper

an individual who enjoys to perform oral sex on a woman

Tom was an avid box chomper and went down on Mary nightly

by Bennie Z December 13, 2007

comparamore

When people who know nothing about music outside of major popularity compare every female-fronted band to Paramore. This is very unfair and doing it isn't cool, because it makes better bands look like they're a biter when they aren't.

Paramore is a somewhat overrated, but it is an awesome band everyone can get into, but stop acting as if they are the people who inspired other girls to start being bands. If anything it's the chick in that metal band (forgot name, but you should know).

It's just not fair!

Eyes Set to Kill (ESTK) fan: Yooo, have you heard this band Eyes Set to Kill? Bro, they are sick!
Casual alt. rock fan: Hmmm... Sounds familiar, but I'll hear 'em.
ESTK fan: (Hands iPod)
Casual guy: (Listens) I KNOW WHY THIS IS FAMILIAR! THIS SOUNDS LIKE PARAMORE!
ESTK fan: ...No it doesn't. Paramore doesn't use screaming, you ass.
Casual guy: Nahh man! This is Paramore.
ESTK fan: Eat a dick, bro. Stop with the comparamore...

by 150 August 14, 2010

pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.

After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.

by ae123456 January 14, 2009

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003

Comparable

Comparing one thing to the other.

Same difference are comparable.

by Dirtydancer October 8, 2014