Compact

Compact is when a girl is very short (under 5'7) and has a very large posterior.

Realeigh is a very compact young female adult.

by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.. March 16, 2017

Company Bitch

A person of low rank who is owned by their job or will do anything they see necessary to succeed at work, regardless of morals, ethics or loss of friends.

"I hear Marky H is the company bitch, he snitched on us all."

by stuandrews1975 February 15, 2012

compassionate defense

To defend yourself without inflicting harm on your opponent.

Richard tried using compassionate defense against his assailant but was overpowered.

by tnsi October 4, 2009

Campaing

V. The act of combining camping and campaigning into one activity.

The local city council and the police are working to ban Occupy protesters from campaing in public parks.

by Knows Jack October 24, 2011

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander

by The Prospect September 19, 2013

Compass turd

A compass turd is created when a person Eats two consecutive high fiber meals. The first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. The eater then passes both meals in the same defecation. The high fiber content in the compass turd will hold a sturdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of toilet bowl while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the compass turd pointing straight up and down.

The scout master taught the intrepid scouts how to lay a compass turd, along with many tricks and techniques of orientation in wilderness. The scouts who could birth the best fecal compass were granted an ornate and venerable badge denoting their glorious ever-skyward turd

by fullyregressed January 15, 2014

compandalated

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014