competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

by Gman200 May 20, 2017

Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.

Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place

by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018

dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018

Comet

piece of weed that shoots through your pipe, gets in your mouth.

"Fuck, another comet, my teeth are turning green..."

by jenzme3 April 9, 2006

twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007

comethru

When this is told to someone, “comethru” typically means to come over to their house or “crib” for possible sexual relations. Aka to come over and have sex.

Girlfriend: hey wyd??
Their S.O: Not much.. kinda bored.. want u to comethru tho😏
Girlfriend: i’ll be right over babe.

by Gaygirlchief March 3, 2019