cold coolin'

Having a completely calm and collected attitude, with an aura of supreme confidence.

1. All the ladies wanna be with me, 'cause I'm always Cold Coolin'!

2. "Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action..." Tone Loc - 1989

by Knowledge Doctor May 5, 2008

cold banana

Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.

Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.

Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.

by Brad Bananas May 18, 2009

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

Know it cold

To really understand something

I don't have to study shit, I know it cold

by Agcdictionary April 25, 2016

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

I'm cold

Usually a girls way of seeing if a guy is interested in cuddling.

If he wants to-
Girl: I'm cold
Boy: wanna cuddle?

If he doesn't-
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: get a blanket!

by Abbsolutelynotabby November 12, 2014

Colby

Colby is this sweet handsome boy and is very caring and sometimes can be annoying as fuck but love his friends especially his girlfriend. He has a lot of friends and is very sweet but sometimes can be an asshole.

"dude did you know Colby is dating Annie?"

by SomeonewhogoestoCORDELL September 12, 2019