Cod Smasher

One who neglects studies, his or her social life, or personal hygiene in order to play a rousing game of Call of Duty on his or her XBOX 360.

They can often do this all night, and get so wrapped up in the game that they reference it in day to day speech.
"You coming out, Joe?"
"Can't, sorry, I'm going home to Smash Cod. For I am a Cod Smasher."
by Dajo42.5 March 24, 2010
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CoD Fever

The act of staying home pretending to be sick to avoid school, work, social events etc. in order to play Call of Duty.
Ryan: "yo ant, you goin to that rager friday night?"

Anthony: "nah man, i got a bad case of CoD fever"

Ryan: "go outside"
by warrior99 November 09, 2010
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COD Dad

A COD dad is a father, typically of an infant or very young child, who plays Call of Duty online while caring for his child or neglecting the child altogether.

Players online can usually hear a child crying or complaining in the background of a COD dad's living room via the COD dad's mic.

Cod dads are often the subject of ridicule in online game lobbies due to their perceived prioritization of Call of Duty over the welfare of their children.
(Background mic noise): Whaaa! Whaaa!!! Dad, there's no food in our house!!!

(COD dad): In a bit hon - only 18 more kills until nuke!

(Everyone in the lobby): Hey COD dad, go take care of your kids you negligent jerk!
by skagg 3 November 06, 2011
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Cod-Job

When ones girlfriend or wife gives a man a blowjob whilst he rapes ass at CoD4/CoD5/ or MW:2
Dude, your girlfriends so badass, I bet she'd give you a Cod-Job
by kid'skid November 08, 2009
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CoD Bop

When a girl gives a blowjob while the guy is playing Call of Duty.
Simple as that
It's hard to play Call of Duty well when you're getting CoD Bop ;)
by Cod Bopin July 01, 2011
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cod roaster

A very hot fire which a man can warm his private parts up with. Usually an outdoor fire pit but can be indoors as well.
Boy's come on over tonight I'm going build a big ole "Cod Roaster" out by the lake and drink a few cold beers....
by Syberdawg January 03, 2014
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CoD 5

CoD = Call Of Duty, which is a popular video game for the Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and PC.
CoD 5 is the incorrect way to say Call Of Duty: World At War.(WaW) People say CoD 5 because they are too lazy to say CoD: WaW.
Friend 1:"Hey dude, lets go play some cod 5."

Friend 2:"Don't you mean cod: waw?"

Friend 1:"Same thing!"
by Urban Dictionary5454 February 08, 2009
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