blind cocked

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008

cooker

A male hooker. Abbreviation of Cock Hooker

When Alex heard that Garret was a cooker, he invited him and his friend over for a roast.

by Dr.Theo March 22, 2011

fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

9 O' Clocker

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

cockter

The gyration of the hips to make ones penis spin around in circles.

That fag in meatspin has a weak cockter.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 13, 2010