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Coat Jacking.

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..
You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.
by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012
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Scroat Coat

Off out Tomming?

Don’t forget your scroat coat.
by Mofo1610 October 30, 2023
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Winter Coating

When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.
Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.
by Gostik December 7, 2022
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dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.
Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.
by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020
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coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies
omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger
by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022
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Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.
I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!
by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021
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sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body
by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008
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