Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled

When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019

The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .

Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 6, 2009

French Toast Crunch

The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.

Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see

by Eric42011 October 8, 2012

CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.

" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."

by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018

Anti-Clutch

Tony Romo

Pat: Why aren't you stoked? The Cowboys are up 32- nil ...

John: Because- the Anti-Clutch never fails to disappoint

by qualcmaster September 13, 2011

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003