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Cool story

COOL STORY BRAHHHHHHH!
by THE COOLEST STORY August 5, 2010
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cool story

A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.
Dude: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.

Kid: ...Cool story.
by Little Nerd June 11, 2006
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Cool runnings

Hit 1993 film based on the true story of the First Jamacian bobsled team trying to make it to the winter olympics

Cool runnings is literally defined in the film to mean: peace be the journey
"Have you seen Cool Runnings"

"Goodbye"
"Cool runnings"
by Oliver Robson January 12, 2008
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cool your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to calm down or step off.
"Oh my god, you ass, you spilled your soda all over my lab report! i worked all night on that!"

"cool your tits, you can print another one!"
by ieatpoopallday May 8, 2008
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how cool

means anything thats Not cool or something thats Really cool
how cool, I just got fired for my job: (not cool)

I just found 20dollars, how cool: (really cool)
by malcweezy March 29, 2010
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Cool Runnings

Adverb & verb.

1. The title of a well-known 1993 comedy, starring the late John Candy (dir. Jon Turteltaub). The film concerns the first Jamaican bob-sled team. It is loosely based on the true story of the Jamaica national bobsled team's debut in the bobsleigh competition of the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary, Alberta.

2. Jamaican patois. The phrase 'cool runnings' literally means, 'go in peace' or, 'safe journey'. A useful salutation at the end of a text message, 'cool runnings' may be considered as a synonym of 'stay black'. Several bona fide sources credit first usage as a salutation in text messages, to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.
University Professor: Well Leeds Dr Rudeboy, your recent contribution on the collective oscillation modes of electrons has really set the Physics world talking!

Leeds Dr Rudeboy: What whoa! Me gwan drink some rum! Cool runnings, my brother of color!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy May 26, 2011
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Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler
"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"
by The Scav Man April 1, 2009
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