Santa Clause

A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.

The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.

by Greg1619 January 3, 2008

Panda Claus

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

Santa Claus

When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.

Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."

Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"

by JJ Dahmski November 24, 2010

Xbox Live Clans

Groups of people who play an Xbox game together, as a team. They may have divisions or ranks...usaully just a group of friends who want to "DO WORK" in a video game.

There's also the xbox live clans that take things more seriously and think of the clan as a job more than a fun game. Those are the people who love gaming truly...but sometimes they can get carried away and forget to do their homework or excersise HAHA.

Clans are not for "nerds", "geeks", or "cool" individuals. Clans are for "PEOPLE" who want to game in a group or with friends.
XBOX LIVE CLANS

by Always Aware August 25, 2011

Clanas

1. noun - (shippus pukeititus)

a) A term used to describe an ultimately annoying on screen couple.

b) Ultimately badly written characters.

c) The sound a dog makes when it's kicked in the groin region.

d) The color of vomit.

2. adj. - Description for an an annoying fanbase. Origins of this word trace back to CW series Smallville for Clark/Lana shippers.

The Clanas just ruined my tv time.

Hey Joe, did you know that your dog just made a clanas?

Clark and Lana are just so compeltely clanas!

Did you see the clanas on the floor? It's completely disgusting!

by PinkPrincess January 28, 2007

Clansmen

A term in ancient times to distinguish between tribes. Ireland and Scottland had them. Not really part of the Ku clan in the UK. Native American Indians in different tribes could have been called clansmen.

Braveheart had many clansmen on the battlefield

by GhostScripter July 9, 2010

Santa Clause

An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.

Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!

by Fat Man In Red December 29, 2008