Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

Barb Called

When Barb calls it is simply another name for the act of vomiting, puking, upchucking, barfing, throwing up and the many other names.
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!

Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.

by YoungKebbles September 15, 2010

clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.

Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.

by Tattatu November 20, 2016

Muthafaca called yeet

Some gay pucci boi who works at a gas station

some Muthafaca called yeet can suck on deez nuts

by Cuntbaby57648 December 15, 2017

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

D’Clawed

When your buddy gets so fucked up and you deny him of any more white claws

After my friend punched a donkey and fucked a beagle I had to pronounce him D’Clawed

by DrinkClawsBreakLaws August 17, 2019

Simp called noe

Donating 1000 dollars to a twitch thot so his name gets spit out. Pls sweep those simps and thots

Simp called noe pls kill me

by Noe is a simp May 1, 2020