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chris crocker

Chris Crocker is a youtube celebrifag...literally. He is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. He became famous after his video on youtube called "Leave Britney Alone!" was released, where he defends Britney Spears from everyone's disgust towards her performance at the MTV VMA's 2007. He begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. He has appeared on the talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live where he furthers his arguement. He has become a youtube hit, spawning many parodies of the video.
Chris Crocker: "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!"

Person: "what the hell are you?"
by Maz Vaz September 30, 2007
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pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.
John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.
by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006
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Breaking a choker

So if you or somebody says this it means you want to deepthroat and the bulge from your cock breaks there choker around there neck
Boy: hey can I break your choker

Girl: what?!
Urban dictionary: well you see breaking a choker-
by Yeetarenomagical November 25, 2019
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custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.
"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"
by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006
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chris crocker

A gay preacher posting his videos on MySpace and YouTube. Many of his videos are of him talking about todays society and some of them are even of him dancing and singing
Chris Crocker's MySpace is myspace.com/itschriscrocker

His YouTube account is youtube.com/itschriscrocker
by haf953 December 9, 2008
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Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)
I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007
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