Calmelope

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

by poofyhead March 15, 2010

Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

by DangRanger April 20, 2011

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

Calmquit

1. Similar to a ragequit, when someone quits an online match in a fighting game or first-person shooter out of fury of losing, with the primary difference being in having a relatively relaxed disposition upon quitting. Calmquitting can be caused by things other than a lack of skill, such as a busy schedule or simple apathy.
2. A ragequit where the ragequitter was not audibly or visually angered to the point where you wonder if the online connection was simply disconnected.

I could've won, but I realized I was gonna be late to work, so I had to calmquit.

by Come at me, shitlords July 22, 2014

calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

Chalace

A woman who is shy at first but when you get to know her she is super fun to talk to and is always able to put a smile on your face. She is very beautiful and her eyes and smile work together in perfect harmony to put you in a good mood. And she makes a great friend for anyone

That must be Chalace just look at her smile

by EveryonesBrotherNic February 17, 2019

Calm Flex

A common NYC term used for when a person shows off or stunts but in a humble or modest way.

“Bro you just copped the new Bentley!?”
“Chill bro, no big deal, just a calm flex”

by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019