Cedric

A black handsome man with a large size penis The most handsome man I ever seen

Cedric will always be number one

by Cederic Grigley October 31, 2017

Crickets

The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.

Person 1: "That's what your mum said last night..."
*Everyone Silent*
Person 2: "CRICKETS!"

by Wilse July 16, 2007

Michael Crichton

The coolest author in all of American history.

Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.

Guy 1: Hey, Michael Crichton is so cool!

Guy 2: No shit.

by BobBobBobBobJimBobBobBobBob December 21, 2008

Crickets

To have a joke or comment followed by a silence substantial enough to make the chirping of crickets audible.

"Hey, I got your moms phone number, and I called it", "God damn thats crickets"

by Cokehead December 23, 2002

Spear Chucken Moon Cricket

Anyone of African descent.

That boy ther is a spear chucken moon cricket.

by brownzack141 March 24, 2017

that ain't cricket

that's not cool.
that's just wrong.

Dude, grabbin' your shit in public -- that ain't cricket.

by Ian MacEachern December 24, 2003

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005