carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

carrot person by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017

carrot clit 

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

carrot clit by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Rusty Carrot 

Giving a man analingus (rimming/ salad tossing/ ass licking) while reaching around his front and gently tapping his testicles together like they are in Newton’s Cradle. The hand motion has likeness to a Carrot In A Breeze. So similar to a Rusty Trombone yet with more sentiment to the global dance sensation.

It grew as a spin off from the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze during after parties in Auckland New Zealand. Since it has been spreading globally recently joining the offerings from Lady-Boys in Bangkok, Thailand. It has also been reported as a fraternity initiation act at a well known US College.

1. Barby gave me the Rusty Carrot last night, man her tongue and tap are the best… 2. Check her out, she can Rusty Carrot me any day!

Rusty Carrot by Marg Fulton November 6, 2013

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

Baby carrot by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Mayo-Carrot 

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.

Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.

Mayo-Carrot by Jeremywoodall April 23, 2020

Cave Carrot 

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.

"There's something brown on my cave carrot"

Cave Carrot by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023

Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

Carrot by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021