caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.

After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.

by olbluejr July 8, 2016

capiton

A Italian slag Word meaning captain

You are a capiton

by Miliano00 September 6, 2017

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

cation nut

a pale bean like nut, bad without salt

WHAT IS IT

do you want a nut?

yeah a cation nut...

by batc0re March 3, 2021

captious

Tending to find and call attention to faults.

A captious teacher

by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021

Cautionist

A person who exhibits excess need to fix the outcome that may occur that could be danger.

I left my drink on the roof and didn't move it because I'm not a big cautionist.

by Lenny H. August 16, 2021