hot buttered

The method of buttering bread with Philly spread before putting it in the toaster.
Coined by Lance and Brendan at the Kabuto

Commonly other spreads are addded...

crunchy peanut butter
marmite
jam if you a fruit

by Karl May 17, 2004

Buttered muffin

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 23, 2007

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009

buttered leper

Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.

You know what, I'm so hungry i could eat a buttered leper!

by sergio ensivage July 22, 2009

ButteredBulletz

Loves to mod and hack Anything to do with xbox360.He started off with modded gamertags,Achievement modding,and avatar color changing.Know He has moved up to Jtags and has the online method for 14699 dashboard.He also know allot of people who are 1337

ButteredBulletz is 1337.

by ButteredBulletz January 5, 2012