side-button

v. To snub someone via cell phone by pushing the IGNORE button rather than answering the call.

"Nah, it was just my ex. I side-buttoned him."

by HeyKaren December 08, 2005

Glutton Button

The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.

The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.

I am so full. It's time I released my glutton button

by mtheadman November 12, 2009

Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

by Eweezy86 March 07, 2010

slut button

clitoris or clit; natures Rubix cube

thanks to jason's large and throbbing dong jenna has a swollen slut button.

by Sluddy 1 March 15, 2007

bruh button

when a nigga talking shit and you want to say some hit them with the bruh button 'bruh'

when somone says i hate you then i would hit the bruh button

by girl80005 January 02, 2015

mute button

a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity

bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute button.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag

by neonbrian December 19, 2008

Button Struggle

The pulling of fabric around a closed button which is apparent when an individual is wearing an article of clothing that might be a little too tight.

Girl 1: Did you check out Sheila's shirt today?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! The button struggle is undeniable!

by comebakqueen February 19, 2014