The easy button

Taking the “easy way out” by masturbating

“I couldn’t get a date for valentines day so I stayed home and pressed the easy button”

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 4, 2022

Glutton Button

The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.

The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.

I am so full. It's time I released my glutton button

by mtheadman November 12, 2009

Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

slut button

clitoris or clit; natures Rubix cube

thanks to jason's large and throbbing dong jenna has a swollen slut button.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

bruh button

when a nigga talking shit and you want to say some hit them with the bruh button 'bruh'

when somone says i hate you then i would hit the bruh button

by girl80005 January 1, 2015

meow button

A meow button is another way of saying Prostate.

Hey bro! I how many times did you hit Jeremy in his meow button?
I lost track, he was meowing the whole time I was raw-dogging him!

by zxxtlz September 23, 2022

Button Struggle

The pulling of fabric around a closed button which is apparent when an individual is wearing an article of clothing that might be a little too tight.

Girl 1: Did you check out Sheila's shirt today?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! The button struggle is undeniable!

by comebakqueen February 21, 2014