Pocket butthole

Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole

Friend: we that's disgusting

Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole

by Theo no October 15, 2019

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beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

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Sour butthole

When you puts warheads in you anus and then proved to chug expired milk and then aggressively have diarrhea out of your nose after blocking your ass

Bro last night I had a sour butthole that shit burned

by Spaceboy31208 May 7, 2021

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Whiskey butthole

It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.

Hey baby girl let's do anal, "alright I drink a bunch of tequila so I'll have whiskey butthole."

by Smalls1980 July 27, 2021

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Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

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Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.

Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 10, 2022

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Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

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