Burked

Really stoned

Fuckin hell mate I was so burked last night

by solsk2d February 28, 2018

BURTED

My friend meant to say “hurted “ and this beautiful typo was born

“It was Fukin OnE oF yUs”
“THAT BURTED “

by thetruthugh July 17, 2019

Burned Payback

In short: burned payback is an attempt to inflict damage / pain / embarrassment on somebody that is done in such a way that allows the target to simply use said attempt to further his / her goals without the perp immediately realizing

Me: Dude, that chick I was banging a while back tried to zing me with dumbass scenarios time and time again while being an easy lay and thought it got to me. All I thought was: I did it all for the nookie, what? The nookie! What? So you can eat that cookie! 😋 can you say burned payback?
Dude: Dayum, that’s some messed up burned payback dawg! Dat bitch dumb - can you pass her over when yu done?

by SackmaBooolz December 4, 2019

burfed

Verb; the equivalent of sharting through your mouth; when you try to force a burp and accidentally barf.

Hey man, you got a toothbrush? I just burfed in my mouth.

I pounded on my chest to burp but I burfed instead.

by shartslurper1 December 29, 2019

burned out

When you've been working on something a lot, so that you lose motivation.

I worked on this project for 2 weeks straight, now im burned out.

by DarkiBoi March 1, 2020

burned plow

Chaffing caused from excessive masturbation

"You're walking funny, is everything ok?"
"Yea man, I just got some burned plow."

by Mellie500 September 15, 2020

Buried Treasure

“When the bowl looks cashed but you find some green under the ash”

-Chloe Toder

Dude is it ashed? Well there might be some buried treasure.

by Madikbass November 5, 2020