Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.

"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"

by Bryan December 2, 2004

bumshit

Feces deposited in a semi-public urban location by homeless people.

"My girlfriend's retarded dog rolled in bumshit this weekend. It took 3 hours to clean her off."

by Chat Orange February 16, 2009

bumkin 360

When you are getting head while taking a shit and right before u pinch it off, u spin around(360) and hit the bj giver right in the side of the head. BLOOP!!

Dude, she was giving me a bumkin and i totally bumkin 360ed up side her head. Needless to say, we are no longer seeing one another.

by Paul the flamingo July 23, 2008

bumsick

after one has ejaculated inside the womans vagina and it then ooozes slowly out

Jason came inside Mary and she let the bumsick dribble out of her pussy down her buttocks and onto the bed sheets

by Gary19032 September 8, 2007

Bumshit

to be an analy excreted person, unworthy to breathe oxygen. or any other gas.
untrustworthy, lying, backstabbing, evil person.
a general all round bastard

"see you in hell bumshit!"

by dantesparda March 25, 2005

Country Bumpkin

Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.

Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.

Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.

by LCMari April 12, 2014

Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump

I gave Mary a bumpkin last night

by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007