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Opening a Can of Bruce Lee

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
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"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"
by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013
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Don't Be A Bruce

A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.
You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "
by Paul Zorro October 30, 2008
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Bruce Banner

A mixed drink consisted of 2 shots of the hulk (2 parts hennessy to 3 parts hypnotiq) mixed with a can of mountain dew.
"Hulks at night, Bruce Banners in the day,
Keeps us tipsy like we from A.A."
-BrownMagic
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by BrownMagic June 21, 2008
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Bruce Campbell

The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.
Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!

Oh how come?

He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.
by ihfdayton August 6, 2008
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Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is pwning your right now.
by Shin November 9, 2003
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Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
by coffee pot September 3, 2008
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Bruce

Basically the sole meaning of a bro who is so chill, savage, and fucking cool that he out bruces everyone when he walks into a room. Hell outsmoke the stoners, throw some sauce with the boozebags, and bag the finest broads. Do not fuck with this type of man...
Losers always complain about there best, and winners go home and bang the prom queen, thats fuckin bruce as fuck.
by onechillbruce November 5, 2011
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