Boots and Pants

From A Geico commercial:

Maxwell: "Pay my bill."

Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."

Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."

(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.

Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...

by kanderson3245 April 2, 2014

Fuck me boots

the original slang for prostiboots.

Uggs' arch-nemesis.

Form-fitting foot apparel worn for clubbing that traditionally extends above the knee to titillate both men and women alike.

Dick: "I love your fuck me boots."

(replied with shock and awe)

Mary: "Thanks."

by Jonni1 March 1, 2009

Boots Loose

Any type of high.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.

"Dude, are your boots loose?"

If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."

"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."

"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."

by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009

Bootstink

The smell produced by all boots at any given time. Usually a combination of wearing PT shirts from Boot Camp and MCT, continuing the same bathing habits done in Boot Camp and MCT, and wearing the same PT shirts on consecutive days without washing them, despite wearing them to PT, working strenuously in the heat, or simply just sweating copiously. Boots are usually unaware, and sometimes even seem to embrace the bootstink.

Dude, that moto run this morning left me with a bad case of the bootstink. I need to fucking take a shower bro!

by Cpl Hugh G Rection August 20, 2010

Bootstraptopia

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.

Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"

by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013

boots to the sky

When you are taking down a female with her legs in the air and yell "Boots to the sky!"

Dude, i was taking down this chick last weekend and had her boots to the sky!

by IAMCHENBABY November 15, 2017

Bootsource

Taking strategic action to build a business through a grassroots community of like-minded entrepreneurs and daily grinders

We realized we had to bootsource the business - it was that approach that built our startup into what it is today.
In order to successfully launch our startup, we fully relied on bootsourced content.
We found the most success building our startup through bootsourcing the content.

by businessninja December 7, 2017