Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023

Bori

She is apparently a ray of sunshine. But also a bit (a lot) depressed and anxious. Also has a sprinke of OCD just to make her a lot more deep and extra fucked up. But overall a great and beautiful person even if she disagrees and hates herself a bit too much

Person 1: yo what's wrong with that girl over there?

Person 2: Don't worry, that's Bori. She's just like that

by RisottoBieber November 6, 2021

Boris Clark

"Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.

Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?

Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!

by Ludix March 4, 2022

Boris kiss

Due to rapid development and uncertainty of side effects a term referencing the initial Covid 19 vaccinations in the UK.

"I got a Boris Kiss the other day and now I might have the clap"

"A Boris Kiss made my rectum collapse"

by Rollin' & Trollin' December 8, 2020

Boris Clark

A hot piece of ass. This man revolutionizes twitter with tummy Tuesdays. He is the sexiest man to join society.

Did you see femboy friday???
Yes Boris Clark performed well

by Alex200019 March 4, 2022

National Boris Day

Celebrated annually on February 25th, National Boris Day is a celebration of the act of defecating.

Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?

Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.

by swimmer42 February 25, 2023

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017