Boofing

Boofing

Figuratively pulling something out of one's ass to make one seem less sleazy than he would want to appear...like "Judge Kavanaugh boofed when he said boofing and the devil's triangle were drinking games."

Boofing by kmcxyz October 2, 2018

boning

making sweet passionate love to the one you truely love

After a long night of boning, Dave woke up with a hicky on his neck.

boning by Anonymous October 31, 2002

Booking 

When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!

We went to the book store to get some ammunition for booking.

Booking by Jackalman December 14, 2007

deer boofing

The act of re-arranging deer statues, particularly those made of christmas lights, in erotic positions.

"It's December 1, deer boofing season is open."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."

deer boofing by Nate-o December 24, 2007

Scrap Booking 

Taking a family photo album and closing it around an erect member and then proceeding to fornicate with said photo album.

Bonus points are achieved for depositing man goo on Nan's face.

Dave Dench was caught Scrap Booking his mother's favourite album, she was upset.

Scrap Booking by Wakers June 1, 2007

boning

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a hole of some sort (usually a vagina but can be an asshole sometime (if your gay)).

1. Mr Laporta has trouble boning the girl he met at the mall.
2. Stop boning each other.

boning by Gasoline Man March 29, 2005

booking my face 

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.

Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.

booking my face by ben hardass September 23, 2010