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Puffy bluffer

A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.
“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”
by Truffle pig August 24, 2021
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poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010
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muff bluff

when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a cock block but with girls.
Trudy was all over Todd but Gina slid in and gave Trudy a big time muff bluff.
by CuzzyHad2 November 17, 2009
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Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.
by valo April 30, 2007
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bluff rat

a person residing in Flour Bluff, a lower-class town that became "ghetto suburbs" of the southern coast of Corpus Christi, Texas. Banked by Corpus Christi Bay, Oso Bay, and the Laguna Madre, Flour Bluff is a Navy town, with its own school district separate from that of greater Corpus Christi. it's a smelly place with a Wal-mart and weed growing in the sidewalk cracks.
"damn, she's ugly, she must be a bluff rat!" or "i got this dope from a bluffrat who grows his own."
by bob the unbuilder April 8, 2007
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Buffy Buffay

A description for about anything or anyone that is awesome.
"Dude, amanda is so not a Buffy Buffay!"
by Tha B Dally February 27, 2009
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Buffy

The best sandwich you could get at whataburger, just an abbreviation of the buffalo ranch chicken strip sandwich.
Bruh how did you not get the Buffy you simp.
by Whatasimp May 18, 2020
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