yeah low budget

What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.

Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

Baller-on-a-budget

A douchebag. Cross reference.
#douchebag

Hes such a baller-on-a-budget!! He told us that he had a great job in the city but he actually waits tables downtown? I mean, why lie? #baller-on-a-budget

by PJ06067 August 8, 2018

budget

1. The name of a National car rental company
2. Lacking in quality

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

budgeted

To be affected by a bad set of circumstance, the acuteness of which is so severe as to be admissible as proof that an unseen, omnipresent or higher power is the cause.

Luck that is so bad it’s like god is picking on you.

This word is loosely related to budget in the context of "something of poor quality".

This word is known to be in common use by select groups of individuals in the UK, specifically in the areas of Berkshire, Slough, Hayes and Uxbridge.

”I was shopping and I saw a parking attendant putting a ticket on my car. I ran out to stop him only to slip and fall, breaking my spine. A five-year-old-child then vomited on me. In other words, I got budgeted.”

”I get all the FUCKING way through the level, right to the end boss, get him down to half his health and then I just get FUCKING budgeted. Every FUCKING time.”

”I pay £40 for a bag of skunk from my local drug dealer. He tells me at the time “It’s a bit dusty,” but I think no more of it until I get home when I find he has give me a £40 bag of nothing but badly smoking, foul tasting brown powder with twigs in. Yet again, I got budgeted.”

by SlapOutCity December 9, 2008

Budget boujee

A woman or man who ties to act as if they are rich and classy, but actually are broke and ratchet.

She went to get her hair done and she thought it was so good, but you know she is a budget boujee!

by Miloisdead February 17, 2018

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.

dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"

by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007

Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010