blooning

blooning is gooning but with blood

the guy is blooning out off his cock

by anonymous December 16, 2024

Blooning

The act of Blooning is when a person/ a group of people cum into a deflated balloon. The group of people then draw straws, the person who draws the shortest straw is required to blow the balloon up until it pops and blows cum everywhere.

Baby I'm sorry we went blooning last night
Me and the boys did some blooning last night and Jerry drew the short straw

by MichiganMigone January 29, 2026

BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

Blooping

The act of smoking marijuana through a vaporizer and then immediately, before exhaling, chugging and swallowing a beer. A person who bloops would be considered a blooper, and whoever has the biggest smoke clouds following the chug is the bloopiest.

Erik: What y’all been up to tonight?
Owen: Just blooping hella with my fellas

Erik: Aw man, I forgot you were the bloopiest mf i know

by OBMEISER March 6, 2025

Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.

Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.

by Info2go April 4, 2025

Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025