Edward Bernays

The best kept secret of the US government. In 1928, he wrote a book entitled "Propaganda", which explains almost every bullshit technique ever known. As the nephew of Sigmund Freud, Bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. His techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. Bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!

Person 1: "Have you ever read Edward Bernays' book 'Propaganda'?"

Person 2: “No. Why?”

Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"

by Bernie Glendale January 18, 2013

Sheepdog Bern

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍

Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?

by Hot Dog Goblin March 13, 2021

Bernard

The really nice guy who talks you into stuff and you can't say no because he's so nice, but if he was in the hunger games would probably kill viciously

Bernard is so nice!
Yeah, but he is sometimes really mean, like he was threatening to kill me!

by PPratty February 23, 2020

Balerno

Teeny tiny little village on the edge of Edinburgh.

Dude No.1: Dude, I'm going to Balerno.

Dude No.2: What, that really really little village near Edinburgh?

Dude No.1: Yeah.

DudeNo.2: Sad.

by crazy.wild.free May 14, 2012

beernic

A picnic, but with beer -- so much better.

We spent a lovely, drunken afternoon together having a beernic on the lawn.

by Gawddamm! November 15, 2013

bernath

To continually fight a battle that you have absolutely no chance of winning.

That lawyer went full Bernath defending his client in court.

by Disbarred Lawyer February 20, 2017

bernadeau

The smartest Family last name, slaved to the french in 1875,

the room lit up as he walked in with his charm and smile, looking extra clean, so brave no one can say a word, he must be a bernadeau

by trillcosby97 January 17, 2018