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Thick as bees

A simile referring to an object or entity being thick or heavy.
Oh my gosh, the smell in here is as thick as bees”
by hehe2794 July 6, 2019
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Fraction of a bees foreskin

That tree is a fraction of a bees foreskin compared to the one I cut down.
by Bobblesnoffaliss October 24, 2019
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box of bees

When someone has scabs all over their face, it likes like they stuck their face in a box of bees.
Damn, that meth-head looks like he got hit int he face with a box of bees!!!
by Steve Courter February 18, 2008
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the birds and the bees

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.
my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!
by ¡DŃ™! October 12, 2003
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the bees knees

this sexual act requires one jar of honey. the woman is to drop to her knees and pour the jar of honey on her breasts and chest area. the man then tit-fucks the woman to get as much honey on his penis as he desires. once satisfied with the amount of honey on his shlong, he then jabs his erect penis into the womans body like a stinger, creating bee sting-like marks on the womans skin
"where were you last night man?"
"damn. i gave stacy the bees knees."
"that shit leaves you sticky for weeks."
by stickypants69 October 9, 2011
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the birds and the bees

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."
by IJM October 7, 2003
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cum bees

A microscopic species of bees known to harvest cum in the developing testes of humans and thereby cause their descent from the abdomen (i.e., the reason your balls drop).
"The doctors had to surgically move the undescended testes to the scrotum after an intravenous swarm of cum bees failed to yield results."

Usage note: Not to be confused with Cumby's:
"Man, I really need some cum bees"
"Yeah, me too. Let's go. They have a new Spongebob Squarepants slushie flavor that I really wanted to try."
"No... I mean my balls never dropped."
"What?"
"Nothing, let's go to Cumby's"
by Joseph Garboyle April 29, 2012
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