benching

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.

There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.

by Arquin (Gorgonnash Horde) May 10, 2009

Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

self searching

like soul searching, but without requiring a belief in ghosts.

i've been doing a lot of self searching, and i found that i am not at all religious.

by chuckybubbles November 21, 2009

baching

<v> Picking up members of the opposite sex when your significant other is out of town; short for bachelor; behaving as a bachelor when you are not actually one.

I'm going to be baching it this weekend, wanna hook up?

by A girl May 19, 2003

Benching

"Benching": it's the latest craze after "Planking" and ""Neknominate".

Davo was benching when some old bird wanted to sit down on the same bench.

by ChewyAnimal May 1, 2014

Attic searching

to get a blow job or anything else in the mouth

yo i went attic searching yesterday an it was greaaaat

by ginger02644 May 1, 2009

WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 12, 2010