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stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.
When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"
by David Shedlock December 30, 2008
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beanshot

The upskirt view of a girl's panties or, less common, her pantyless vag. In general the girl being viewed is unaware.
I just got a beanshot off that schoolgirl on the escalator.

If she had bent over a little more, I could have gotten a beanshot.
by Tex As October 28, 2005
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Beanotherapy

when you have a massive fart attack and you self-medicate with a dietary supplement to supress or eliminate your flatulence
Yo, that chicken fajita gave mad gas man. I tried to get health insurance but the doctor said that farting is a preexisting condition. I guess I'm gonna have to go through some beanotherapy.
by Gnezz10 March 31, 2010
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Spill the Beans

To tell somebody the truth. Or the act of telling someone private information.
by Lar Lar June 9, 2011
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ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.
Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
by jomasta May 27, 2009
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beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"
ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"
by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009
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Beanotch

A bitchy female of hispanic (beaner) heritage.
Look at that Beanotch. She thinks cause she is here legally she can be rude to everyone.
by Allforyourmom November 9, 2009
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