Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

bamdad

Bamdad is the best person every body can know in their entire life.

Bamdad is a handsome, fitness, athlete person who is genius. A Bamdad mostly does math or programming related stuff and he’s good at it.

Bamdad’s are mostly single and they die single. So don’t bother them.

Ow my god is that dude a genius?
Yes man, he’s a Bamdad

by Just a Bamdad August 16, 2018

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010

Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011

Steel Beam

Jet fuel may not be able to melt it but it can weaken it.

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams.

by noonenene November 11, 2015

Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"

by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015

Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

by Edgio September 17, 2004