Puppy batter

Werewolf ejaculation

Girl - "Oh yes my big bad wolf please breed me. " "Fill me with your hot sticky puppy batter".

Werewolf - "You are my property now Little red riding hood"

by legion69420 January 19, 2015

1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

by Nigward March 3, 2018

Banter Bank

A person who provides banter on which the rest of the group rely. Others in the group offer nothing. He is said to 'loan' banter to the rest of the company that aren't offering any banter to the group.

Tim is the Banter Bank this evening, he has to hand out banter to those less fortunate.

by Inside the M25 May 27, 2010

banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.

'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'

by Soup Chef November 12, 2011

Crash Bantercoot

A banterino with unrivaled banter hailing from banterville. Often abbreviated to simply bantercoot. Reference to the lovable video game character Crash Bandicoot

rick " i cant believe how much banter that bantersaurus rex has"
Louis " yh that guy is some next level crash bantercoot"

by Douchez June 19, 2011

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003