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trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.
Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.
by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
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fudgy badger

Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
umm...blah?<head explodes>....fudgy badger !
by wesly May 13, 2006
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baberaham lincoln

A noun meaning "Total babe," also used as an adjective to describe an incredibly hot girl.
"If you were a president, you'd be Baberaham Lincoln!"
"Dude, look at that Baberaham Lincoln girl over there!"
by sdb2404 February 8, 2005
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Pizza Bagel

A bleeding blue waffle which has pus leaking from over sized boils which smells like garlic.
Have you met the blue waffles ugly cousin Pizza bagel?
by SHENZILLA December 8, 2010
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Dirty Bagel

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.
Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!
by Hal G July 18, 2006
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Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".
Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.
by JohnF November 27, 2003
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Bagel Bear

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.
That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.
by branjon April 2, 2008
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