bacne

a large amount of acne on ones back

It took me two hours to pop every single pimple on my back. This bacne is gross.

by gaymen December 3, 2002

bacteria

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases

bacteria kill by the millions

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

Bacefook

Basicly Facebook,, i just switched the f from face and b from book.

Night Bacefook x

by NeonOC August 4, 2009

The Bachelor

A reality show on ABC that puts 25 desperate and lonely Bachelorettes in competition with each other over a lonely, desperate Bachelor they don’t even know in the hopes that he will propose at the end of the season. These women are subdued by his looks, success,his charm, and his money, and mistakingly believe they are in love with him when they don’t even know him from Adam. Each week the Bachelorettes are given some time to be alone with the Bachelor, sometimes to the point of having sex with him, in the hopes he will be more likely to choose them. One crazy woman even gave the Bachelor on the last season her underwear upon meeting him for the first time, proving her overhwhelming lonliness and desperation (he eliminated her right away). At the end of each episode, the Bachelor gives a rose to the girls he wants to continue to the next round. In the closing weeks of the season the Bachelor travels to the ladies’ hometown to see her family and takes a weekend trip with her (probably having sex with her). In the last epsiode the Bachelor is seen searching for a ring for the lady he has chosen, and in the final moments finally chooses between two Bachelorettes left as to which lady he wants to be with.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2008

backer-outer

Someone who regularly backs out of previously made commitments.

"What was her excuse for not showing up this week? Didn't she say that she would be here for sure? She's such a backer-outer!"

by Bryan Tanaka May 15, 2008

Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.

"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"

by Daemus November 27, 2009