assfault

Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.

D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.

by QuacksO January 8, 2023

Assnapped

slang used to describe the past tense of the act of assnapping; the act of kidnapping a person with the primary motive involving their buttocks

Steve: "What are you doing?!"

Joseph: "I'm kidnapping you and your pink, perfect ass!"

Steve: "Help, I'm being assnapped by the booty bandit!"

by Fax Dispenser February 21, 2023

Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

assraped

Assraped by a youtuber

I got assraped by a youtuber, probably youtube.com/@dream, idk tho.

by remastered songs January 22, 2024

Assflap Dicky Douche

Jen.

Jen is an assflap dicky douche.

by PL4TYPU5 December 6, 2023

Assyap

A term used to describe an extended period of flatulence, especially at an inconvenient time. No one likes an assyapper. Their obnoxious brown circles of death are a detriment to society and should be silenced with force.

John: "What are you saying about inviting Sam over for some burritos tonight?"
Leroy: "Nah he loves to assyap way too much. Feed this guy some beans and hot sauce and he'll be assyapping all night long. Stinks like a bastard too."

by shmeeeeeeky April 28, 2024