An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

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Asstapalyzation

Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.

Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........

Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........

Asstapalyzation by VintageBandit March 7, 2020

Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface magee

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

assnapkin

Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.

That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!

assnapkin by Zk4r January 6, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026