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Asco

The act of viewing, linking, masturbating, or having sexual intercourse with women in the age bracket 80-100.
A: "Hey, look at THIS!"
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."

A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*
by iannis November 30, 2003
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arcon

A whiny girl who turns people in for looking at child porn, even if they are the same age as the picture. She also rants about nearly everything.

See Attention whore
See Narc
Police: You are under arrest for possesion of child pornography
15 year old: What?
Police: You have been ARCON'D
by Kidsta February 1, 2004
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Arcon

A she-male attention whore on LUE that turned little Timmy in for looking at child porn, and has a fucked up conservative view on any subject ranging from underage drinking to goatse
You have been ARCON'D

My dick hurt so much last night from that 15 year olds ass, I sure hope Arcon doesnt find out
by XxAzraelxX January 28, 2004
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abscondo

Someone who posts at a comic message board for several reasons not related to comics, and almost never participates in the RPG set up by a Dark Knight.
Dark Knight loves abscondo, despite her underageness.
by DK January 11, 2004
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Asco

A verb in which an unsuspecting individual is sent a picture of a repulsive naked aged woman via the internet.
Ascoer: Hey bob, I thought you should check out this cool new website here.

Bob: *clicks* AHHHHHHH how disgusting!
by Xazer October 8, 2003
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Ascension Throat

Ascension Throat (pronounced Ah-sen-shun Throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. Dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are classic symptoms. Fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. Usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to Ascension Throat. Often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.
Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription
by JTomtom January 27, 2011
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