AOL-Touch

The AOL-Touch is the effect when AOL purchases a popular website and then the entire website is converted into a steaming pile of shit due to AOL's lack of proficiency.

Example: AOL buys Engadget and all of their writers quit so everyone stops reading it due to the AOL-Touch.

by Garglerox April 26, 2011

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AOL disk

1. A nice jumbo drink coaster.
2. See frisbee

Wow, I can set two beers on this AOL disk!

by star8706 November 08, 2003

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AOL disk

1. A way America Online tricks people into using their horrible service.
2. A fuckin' POS.
3. Doubles as a coaster.
4. A waste of a CD.

1. Ahh, I'm fucked now that I signed up for a years worth of AOL service.
2. My car is acting like a damn AOL disk today.
3. Thanks to AOL I was able to prevent rings from forming on my wooden desk.
4. Sigh.. What a waste of a perfectly good CD.

by President of American Online December 12, 2003

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A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

by J. Spearin March 19, 2007

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CD often found by the till in soteres, shops, malls, supermarkets... and free.
Useful as frisbee, Coaster, and not much else.
Also, can be synonmymus with KRAP.
**WARNING** AVOID CONTACT WITH COMPUTER AT ALL TIMES!

"We gonna throw a kickass party - we gonna need a helluva lotta coasters an frisbees -- cheap!"
"kk, going to store for aol disks"

by LE4dGOLEM April 22, 2005

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