ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
by alicantsleep March 16, 2024
A kid who has extreme farting problems, and has big teeth. He stinks at football and is a squirrel. He is short and runs on all fours.
by Rico78887 April 21, 2019
a woman who is tired of your shit .
respect her maaan.
basically she cleans your whole house.
and I personally RESPEEECCCT hee
respect her maaan.
basically she cleans your whole house.
and I personally RESPEEECCCT hee
"OMG have you seen om ahmeds Sheb Sheb ive been trying to find it so I could hide it so she doesn't touch me."
by om nagafa June 01, 2019
gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
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person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
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person 1: because your a transexual furry
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by cockrater696969 September 28, 2020
gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
by cockrater696969 September 28, 2020
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