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To pull a sneaky one

When hanging out with friends and trying to smoke a joint without everyone noticing, so only a chosen few get da kush.
by Gatschknoedel July 9, 2022
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go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.
Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.
by 9Daggers July 26, 2023
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crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
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take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
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tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.
If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.
by mangus June 5, 2004
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One A.M. Wonder

A one a.m. wonder can be anyone who gets to the point in their day when they just cannot focus anymore. You are exhausted both mentally and physically yet something compels you to continue to function as you usually would however you can’t this state causes you to make bad decisions usually leading to either damage to yourself or the surrounding equipment. A one a.m. wonder should not be allowed near operating or energized equipment and is best suited to be left in a safe environment like an office or home with all sharp objects and tools removed.
Regardless of when Billy goes to do work, he works like a One A.M. Wonder, everything he touches ends up worse.
by IandCtechsATmillstone July 28, 2010
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mourning a dead one

boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)
by berrylads August 23, 2011
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