Zen

Better than you

Guy 1:Hey zen
Zen: I'm better than you lolol

by ZENBUTIMBETTERTHANYOU August 21, 2022

Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

zen

abbreviation of citizen for the teller.

Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...

by man!? February 19, 2018

Zen's List

When Zenthedragon gets jealous of some guys talking to their gyal.

"Bro, have you seen Zen's list?!?"
"Na? What's that? Jk of course I've heard of it."

by mbob barley March 5, 2024

Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.

Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”

by P1loxx April 17, 2022

Zen

A term used for people who are Supot and Lazy. They like to molest dogs preferably when the dog's anus has poop stains. These people also seem to like gassing Jews as their hobby. They also look and sound like a homosexual lion and they have a real interest for crabs.

Example: "Look at this guy. I'm pretty sure he's a Zen"

by DefinitelyNotSomeoneYouKnow May 17, 2020