After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.
by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010
Get the Kentucky Zen Garden mug.This phrase is mostly commonly found at the end of every broadcast of "The Daily Show", with Jon Stewart saying the tag line after the last commercial break, and throwing up a short video clip before the end credits.
A moment of Zen is something which inspires in the same reaction as does contemplating Zen koans does.
In Zen practice, deliberately irrational statements are sometimes used in Zen to jar persons into realizing the limits of the common uses of the intellect. One well-known example is, “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”.
Either of these instances can be applied to Jon's "moment of Zen", which often depicts political figures making fools of themselves, or satirizing the American public in general, so the epiphany can come from the realization of the satire, or the realization of how some people are just really, really stupid.
A moment of Zen is something which inspires in the same reaction as does contemplating Zen koans does.
In Zen practice, deliberately irrational statements are sometimes used in Zen to jar persons into realizing the limits of the common uses of the intellect. One well-known example is, “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”.
Either of these instances can be applied to Jon's "moment of Zen", which often depicts political figures making fools of themselves, or satirizing the American public in general, so the epiphany can come from the realization of the satire, or the realization of how some people are just really, really stupid.
"Here it is folks, your moment of Zen!"
(clip appears onscreen of Italian Prime Minister talking about "bunga-bunga" parties, and the news correspondant realizing he means orgies)
(clip appears onscreen of Italian Prime Minister talking about "bunga-bunga" parties, and the news correspondant realizing he means orgies)
by dbrow127 March 6, 2011
Get the moment of zen mug.Creative Zen is an Mp3 Player. While it is way higher in quality it is outshined by the Ipods advertisement. The difference between them is alot. The battey life is way longer than the Ipods. The Audio is also topnotch. You can Convert your media files to a higher quality with the audio converter(more on that seen below). It also comes with a few assessories included with the actual Player. All for $250 which is half of what an ipod costs.
What i think is Most important is how you get your music. The creative mp3 players, support WMA, MP3's, Which are the main ones I use. The best thing is that if you preffer to buy online music, you have many resources you can use. You can use Napster, pay $1 per song, or pay $15 for unlimited downloads called napster-to-go. You can also download music from Peer-to-peer sites, which is essentially free music(try looking up limewire or bearshare). 1000 songs for $1OOO DOLLARS?!? How about 1000 songs FOR FREE.
The Creative Zen comes with software you can use to sync your music and comes with an audio converter(it came with mine)which you can us to convert MP3's to WMA, and vice versa, wich you can use with some other audio formats. I use the software to convert 4MB MP3's to 1.5MB WMA's, Are you following me? Making you have more space for more songs. Something you wish you could do with your Ipod.
What i think is Most important is how you get your music. The creative mp3 players, support WMA, MP3's, Which are the main ones I use. The best thing is that if you preffer to buy online music, you have many resources you can use. You can use Napster, pay $1 per song, or pay $15 for unlimited downloads called napster-to-go. You can also download music from Peer-to-peer sites, which is essentially free music(try looking up limewire or bearshare). 1000 songs for $1OOO DOLLARS?!? How about 1000 songs FOR FREE.
The Creative Zen comes with software you can use to sync your music and comes with an audio converter(it came with mine)which you can us to convert MP3's to WMA, and vice versa, wich you can use with some other audio formats. I use the software to convert 4MB MP3's to 1.5MB WMA's, Are you following me? Making you have more space for more songs. Something you wish you could do with your Ipod.
"Hey man, i got my new ipod this weekend!" -Ipod User
"Yeah How much"- Creative Zen User
"400 dollars, plus 200 songs off of itunes"-Ipod User
"Hahahaha. I got my Zen for $250 and 1000 free songs!"
"Yeah How much"- Creative Zen User
"400 dollars, plus 200 songs off of itunes"-Ipod User
"Hahahaha. I got my Zen for $250 and 1000 free songs!"
by Bigmo May 16, 2006
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by eurekadouglass June 11, 2006
Get the san fran zen mug.A Mitchell Lim Chit Zen is a special species and is very endangered it is also known to be as an Autistic,Useless and has no knowledge at all it is also known to use special autistic noises to communicate with other similar species noises such as Aurgh and so on if you choose to dare face this magnificent creature (usually roaming in its natural habitat 7 eleven or other stores casually eating chips) it will literally take your food and crush it if it feels uncomfortable
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